Potion of Cure Heartbreak

Why do other tonics heal broken bones or aching muscles, but the heart is off-limits?

Well, not anymore! Aurum’s new formula of sparkling water infused with secret ingredients will help you forget about your ex and give you the courage to go out there and find your true someone!

[Effects of this potion may wear off over time. It is flavored with mint, lime, and… is that rum? Is this just a mojito? It’s probably just a mojito. Please quaff responsibly.]